Fat Jack vs. Litle

Jack's got a dandy of a post up. He's taking Larry to task on his stance against gay marriage. Read both and enjoy the fireworks, but there's one passage I simply must reprint, hopefully it will hook you enough to read the whole thing:

If we allow unmarried people to live together then that will lead to donkey-on-turtle sex and polygamy. Or wait! Despite the fact that people have lived together for years has not led to the legitimacy of polygamy and I have yet to hear of donkey-on-turtle sex. Amazing. So if living in sin has not led to polygamy and child molestation, then how exactly will civil unions of homosexuals lead to either of those? It won’t. It’s a red herring.

Well played, Jack. Well played.